We're All Mad Here

We're All Mad Here Mittens by Kelly Spenhoff

Project Overview

We're All Mad Here is a pair of knitted mittens designed by Kelly Spenhoff. These mittens are crafted using the knitting technique and are suitable for intermediate-level knitters. The pattern produces a finished garment measuring 13 inches (33 cm) in length with a stretchy circumference of 3.75 inches (9.5 cm) across, fitting most adults and teens in one size.

Knitting Techniques and Skills

This intermediate knitting project requires foundational knitting skills including knit stitch, purl stitch, and the ability to knit in the round. The pattern utilizes small-circumference circular knitting, allowing knitters to choose their preferred method for working in the round: double pointed needles, magic loop technique, or two circular needles. This flexibility accommodates various knitter preferences and experience levels.

Stitches and Pattern Details

The mittens feature a pattern stitch with a gauge of 19 stitches equaling 2 inches (5 cm). The construction begins with casting on 60 stitches and incorporates both knit and purl stitches to create the textured pattern throughout the mittens.

Yarn and Materials Required

• Yarn: Fingering weight yarn in two contrasting colors (Color A and Color B), requiring 225 yards (206 meters) of each color for a total of 450 yards
• Needles: US 3 needles, or the size necessary to achieve the specified gauge
• Notions: Stitch marker for tracking rounds and a yarn needle for weaving in ends

Pattern Format

This is a downloadable PDF pattern offered by independent designer Kelly Spenhoff. The pattern is designed for personal use and includes standard knitting abbreviations (k for knit, p for purl) to guide the construction process.